K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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