I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I had to cum in my sink.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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