she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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