shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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