Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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