i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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