You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
