I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My balls are so social today.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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