i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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