i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Pants are for mortals
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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