I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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