im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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