If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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