we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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