Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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