He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
