We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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