If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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