Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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