...so i touched it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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