Do you still have your period?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You did what with his pubic hair?
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