just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You have to summon your inner elephant
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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