How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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