New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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