i don't like sucking hair
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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