did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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