The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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