I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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