You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't like sucking hair
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Bang-toberfest begins!!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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