Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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