It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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