Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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