i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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