Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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