I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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