as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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