Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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