O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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