Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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