Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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