She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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