We won't sleep together?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I stole an accordion from the bar
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion