ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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