Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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