hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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