my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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