ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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