its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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