He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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