BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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