I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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