The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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