Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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