Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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