i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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