on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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