I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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